I will wear what I want.

 I will get tattoos if I want.

 I will wear makeup if I want.

 I will dye my hair if I want.

 I will pierce whatever I want.

 I will shave what I want.

 I will lose weight if I want.

 I will gain weight if I want.

 I will have sex if I want.

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  • Loki: *blows up all the shit*
  • Thor: why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
  • Loki: probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence
  • Thor: oh
  • Loki: I dont understand how you keep forgetting that.

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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wantonforwontons:


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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(Source: casualcynic)

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banozac:

deathcomes4u:

cosmicnaut:

skepticarcher:

Some minecrafts.

THAT IS MY FAVORITE REALISTIC DESIGN OF A CREEPER I’VE SEEN

hahaha Enderman *SQUINTS LOUDLY*


Oh lawdie

banozac:

deathcomes4u:

cosmicnaut:

skepticarcher:

Some minecrafts.

THAT IS MY FAVORITE REALISTIC DESIGN OF A CREEPER I’VE SEEN

hahaha Enderman *SQUINTS LOUDLY*

Oh lawdie

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shawnj95:

Weren’t the twins just the cutest little kids

shawnj95:

Weren’t the twins just the cutest little kids

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roboinvisabunny:

squidowlrobot:

daisy-chain4satan:

wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow:

Stephen Fry, the closest thing there is to a deity in my life.

i wish more people would understand this.

he’s an atheist, which is weird because i often think he may be a god. 

I’m glad someone else has said this. Someone people listen to.

(Source: sarahxmay)

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nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

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2boys1cup:

it started out with a click

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how did it end up like this

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(Source: wickedinthemix)

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